"What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I'll look great with liver spots."

"I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots."

"Being a celebrity couple is not so easy - it's double the publicity, and it's hard to have a private life...I have to tell you that I am happier with my life now then ever: I have a great son and a great career. I'm not only here, but here stronger than I've ever been - I have absolutely no regrets about the ups and downs of my career." (2004)

"Well, a couple of times I had people come have a talk with me, but I was operating, for the most part, on two hours of sleep a night, and I realized, "I can't do this and last very long." So I cleaned up (in the early 90's) and THEN the jobs stopped coming. You clean up your life and think you're supposed to be rewarded for it, but things actually got worse. On the other hand, if I hadn't sobered up, I probably wouldn't be alive today." - On his recovery from cocaine addiction.

"There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times." - to Golf Digest